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this blog is ~70% reblogs, ~30% me rambling. ingredients include memes, puns, bugs, blood, love, sick art, cool analytical breakdowns. some of the sick art is mine ✨

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me? I’m an adult (she/her or they/them) who’s queer, American, and politically left.

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k that’s all. have fun, mind the gap (:

polilla-astral:
“Occultural magazine Abrahadabra issue #03, 1985
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polilla-astral:

Occultural magazine Abrahadabra issue #03, 1985

minifinny:

handsmotif:

bloomic really is a funny game i think about xyx and toasty so often. i think if mc never existed they would just play gay chicken forever and end up getting married

raptorbricks:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

neil-gaiman:

wilwheaton:
lotrmusical:
lotrmusical:
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn’t worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in… glad everyone’s enjoying song of the worm
[id: tumblr tags reading ‘dude This Fucking Rules’, 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?’, 'holy shit that is fucking metal’, 'oh this fucks severely’, 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS’, 'yo this RULES’]
Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read.

I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you’re going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.
The original link is down – you can read it at

Song of the Worm - A Poem by Eliza Cook
Song of the Worm is a poem by Eliza Cook. THE worm, the rich worm, has a noble domainIn the field that is stored with its millions of slain
PoetrySoup.com

lifehaver103947:

apricops:

mayleavestars:
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

justcatposts:

they say crossing a black cat is bad luck but if you see one.. be sure to pet it because it’s a nice animal that deserves to be loved

tinsnip:

roseworth:
careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a “meme song.” tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we’d hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

mechamothgirl:

hahawasabi:
kirexa:
notanerdyprude:
sharkbutthoohaahaa:
cardinalfeng:
kulvefaggoth:
littlegoldfinchh:
littlegoldfinchh:
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

razzytism:

meeeee

mousie-wousie asked:

Sacramento Goodwill, the get to work sign is such a red flag.

shiftythrifting answered:

What goes in the God jar? Wrong answers only.

xcathenny:

intergalacticleg:
rumpledspinster:
Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
he bake the beans

beebfreeb:

beebfreeb:
Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
Did I mess up somehow

julymarte:

crazy-brazilian:
Imagine tho if this was a catch and release situation
You are minding your own business, a gigantic being elevates you from your realm and as you struggle between life and death you are shown ominous events beyond your comprehension and then you are catapulted back to your home all of a sudden

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